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Hulk Hogan is Back, WWE Roster Immediately Offended 

Listen up all my little non-gender-specific-sters...

On the kick off show for the WWE pay-per-view Extreme Rules, it was announced that Hulk Hogan was backstage and had already been mingling with the talent. WWE also announced that Hogan was being put back into the WWE Hall of Fame and that his return to TV is imminent. Everything seemed to be going smoothly until Hogan opened his yap. 

Upon arrival backstage, Hogan addressed the roster and immediately put his size 17 wrestling boot in his mouth. Having…

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Lesnar to UFC, Throws WWE Universal Title in Trash 

Vince, you can take this belt and stick it!

The UFC used a WWE angle to build up the next heavyweight championship fight. After winning the main event of UFC 226 and becoming the heavyweight champion, Daniel Cormier thought he was all clear to ride away into the sunset. He predicted his win, predicted he would defend once more, and call it a career. He was halfway there. Little did he know that he had just opened a new chapter. 

Cormier won the UFC heavyweight championship in spectacular fashion by…

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Lebron James Retires from NBA, Reports to WWE Performance Center  

Attention WWE superstars... Prepare to get dunked on

Possibly the biggest superstar and greatest basketball player on the planet has retired from the NBA and will be changing entertainment avenues. In a stunning announcement, NBA free agent Lebron James said that he has opted to retire from the league and will begin training for a career in WWE. 

James was spotted at the WWE Performance Center during last week’s tryout camp amongst other premier athletes from the NFL, NCAA, and the Olympics. All the…

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WWE 205 Live to Comedy Central 

205 Live: From a Joke to Comedy

On the heels of WWE Smackdown signing to move to the FOX network in 2019, WWE has also sold the TV rights to their cruiserweight show, 205 Live

As it currently stands, 205 Live airs on the WWE Network immediately following Smackdown and has generated very little interest. However, in the wake of the billion-dollar Smackdown and Raw TV deals, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has just announced that he has sold the TV rights for the "little guys' show." 

McMahon said, "Because…

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WWE Resigns Emma Ahead of Return to Australia; She's Juiced Up Too!! 

WWE recently announced a return to Australia for a huge event which will air live on WWE network in October. WWE will be running a pay-per-view event inside the 100,000-seat Melbourne Cricket Ground in Victoria, Australia, and it's currently being reported as a done deal for October 6th. Not advertised is a special down under segment with The Bushwackers being inducted into the Down Under wing of the WWE Hall of Fame along with The Kangaroos who are being inducted by Captain Kangaroo. 

Aiming to put well…

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FOX to change WWE Raw to WWE Medium-Rare 

Raw is Medium-Rare

With the pending move of WWE's "A" show from USA Network to big FOX, a make-over in the programming's title is likely to occur.

Currently, WWE airs its flagship show Monday Night Raw with a TV-PG rating. FOX prides itself on family friendly content and wants to make sure that everyone from four-year-old Timmy to 86 year old grampy will be able to digest FOX's newest Monday night offering and have decided to make it a TV-G rating and are beginning with a name change from "Raw" to…

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CM Punk, Other Fighters Training to Use Pro Wrestling Moves in MMA Fights 

In a surprising move, MMA fighters have been seen training in pro wrestling moves to use in MMA fights. The recent success of such pro wrestlers in MMA like Brock Lesnar, Dave Bautista, and CM Punk, MMA fighters are looking for a new edge in this ever-growing sport. That edge is the implementation of pro wrestling maneuvers like the DDT, Powerbomb, and Hurricanrana. 

DDT: front face lock maneuver where you then drive your opponents head into the mat which has the effects of a date with Bill Cosby

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WWE NXT Tampa (5/31): Ricochet and Street Profits defeat Undisputed Era 

NXT Tampa (5/31) Results

The Undisputed Era: Adam Cole (bay-bay), Roderick Strong, & Kyle O'Reilly

Kassius Ohno defeated Rinku Singh 

  • This was Rinku Singh's first match and it was rough. He was one of the winners of India's "Million Dollar Arm" reality series that was later made into a Disney movie, slightly worse than Operation Dumbo Drop. He signed an MLB contract and pitched in the Pittsburgh Pirates organization. He had only recently begun training at the performance center, and it showed.
  • As…

Enzo Amore Releases Music Video; Challenges Cena to Rap Battle 

Bada-bing, bada-boom! Who's the worst rapper in the room?

Former WWE wrestler and current wanna-be hip-hop act Enzo Amore (@real1) released a music video for his first hip-hop single, "Phoenix," today through World Star Hip Hop. Amore was recently released from WWE in January 2018 after a rape allegation surfaced which WWE was unaware of at the time. Enzo drops super dope lines about fat pro wrestling fans being losers, along with a much-needed reminder that "I (Enzo) ain't Bill Cosby". 

Enzo has since…

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ROH Honor United - Night 3, Doncaster, U.K. 

5/27 DONCASTER

Toru Yano and Kenny King beat Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian

  • Kaz and Daniels buried the crowd for their poor dental hygiene. 
  • A special ref for this match was announced: Tenille Dashwood. Far be it from me to make a sexist remark, but how do you expect a female to keep control over the action with these hot young studs in the ring? Her pussy is gonna be dripping, which I'm sure will cloud her judgment. Kenny King was on the bachelorette for fuck sake.
  • Watching Toru…
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