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Hulk Hogan is Back, WWE Roster Immediately Offended 

Listen up all my little non-gender-specific-sters...

On the kick off show for the WWE pay-per-view Extreme Rules, it was announced that Hulk Hogan was backstage and had already been mingling with the talent. WWE also announced that Hogan was being put back into the WWE Hall of Fame and that his return to TV is imminent. Everything seemed to be going smoothly until Hogan opened his yap. 

Upon arrival backstage, Hogan addressed the roster and immediately put his size 17 wrestling boot in his mouth. Having…

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Lesnar to UFC, Throws WWE Universal Title in Trash 

Vince, you can take this belt and stick it!

The UFC used a WWE angle to build up the next heavyweight championship fight. After winning the main event of UFC 226 and becoming the heavyweight champion, Daniel Cormier thought he was all clear to ride away into the sunset. He predicted his win, predicted he would defend once more, and call it a career. He was halfway there. Little did he know that he had just opened a new chapter. 

Cormier won the UFC heavyweight championship in spectacular fashion by…

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Lebron James Retires from NBA, Reports to WWE Performance Center  

Attention WWE superstars... Prepare to get dunked on

Possibly the biggest superstar and greatest basketball player on the planet has retired from the NBA and will be changing entertainment avenues. In a stunning announcement, NBA free agent Lebron James said that he has opted to retire from the league and will begin training for a career in WWE. 

James was spotted at the WWE Performance Center during last week’s tryout camp amongst other premier athletes from the NFL, NCAA, and the Olympics. All the…

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WWE 205 Live to Comedy Central 

205 Live: From a Joke to Comedy

On the heels of WWE Smackdown signing to move to the FOX network in 2019, WWE has also sold the TV rights to their cruiserweight show, 205 Live

As it currently stands, 205 Live airs on the WWE Network immediately following Smackdown and has generated very little interest. However, in the wake of the billion-dollar Smackdown and Raw TV deals, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has just announced that he has sold the TV rights for the "little guys' show." 

McMahon said, "Because…

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WWE Resigns Emma Ahead of Return to Australia; She's Juiced Up Too!! 

WWE recently announced a return to Australia for a huge event which will air live on WWE network in October. WWE will be running a pay-per-view event inside the 100,000-seat Melbourne Cricket Ground in Victoria, Australia, and it's currently being reported as a done deal for October 6th. Not advertised is a special down under segment with The Bushwackers being inducted into the Down Under wing of the WWE Hall of Fame along with The Kangaroos who are being inducted by Captain Kangaroo. 

Aiming to put well…

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UFC 225: Romero Misses Weight, Blames Satan 

Not even Jesus can save the middleweight title

You heard it right. Yoel Romero missed weight again. After being given an extra two hours to make the 185-pound weight limit for the UFC middleweight championship headline match for the UFC 225 pay per view, Romero still came in at 185.2 lbs even with the towel. 

Romero’s fight against current middleweight champion Robert Whittaker is still on, but it will not be for the championship. Romero’s faux pas comes on the heels of UFC President Dana White’s…

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CM Punk, Other Fighters Training to Use Pro Wrestling Moves in MMA Fights 

In a surprising move, MMA fighters have been seen training in pro wrestling moves to use in MMA fights. The recent success of such pro wrestlers in MMA like Brock Lesnar, Dave Bautista, and CM Punk, MMA fighters are looking for a new edge in this ever-growing sport. That edge is the implementation of pro wrestling maneuvers like the DDT, Powerbomb, and Hurricanrana. 

DDT: front face lock maneuver where you then drive your opponents head into the mat which has the effects of a date with Bill Cosby

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WWE Adds the First Amendment to List of Banned Substances 

Now I control everything, goddammit!

World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has expanded its list of banned substances to include the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, which protects free speech.

Although the WWE has already banned substances such as anabolic steroids, growth hormone, and recreational drugs, the First Amendment is now banned as well. Chairman of WWE Vince McMahon claims that banning the amendment is simply a way to deter bullying. However, insiders see it as another…

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